Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "Turban Has Got Fleas"

Original Song Title:

"Turning Japanese"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Vapors

Parody Song Title:

"Turban Has Got Fleas"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

I've got some itchin', just like dogs do--
Feels like a bug crew's starting to chew.
I sit there scratching, and there's nothing else to do.
It gives me choler; my hair abounds
With tines like razors; I scream aloud
I oughta mist 'em till they're all done for, this crowd.

I've got some itchin', and I am bitchin'.
They're diggin' so deep, I think they're past the skin cells.
I'm like a dog here, that's itchin', twitchin';
I guess I'll just have to start biting myself.
They've got me squirming like a hurting hound
That's burning from the scourging crowd.

My turban has got fleas,
I itch, my turban has got fleas,
I need to scratch so.
Turban has got fleas,
I itch, my turban has got fleas.
Please flee my chapeau. . . .

They got me twitchin', and I am bitchin';
Gotta find a place with insecticide to sell.
I'm like a dog here, that's twitchin', itchin',
And they are stickin' to my slickum hair gel.
They've got me squirming like a hurting hound
That's burning from the scourging crowd.

My turban has got fleas
I itch, my turban has got fleas
I need to scratch so
turban has got fleas
I itch, my turban has got fleas
Please flee my chapeau. . . .

No 'sects,
No bugs,
They gwine,
No itchin'.

They're done,
Done in,
They're through,
But found a new mark.
Every one travels down me, and they are ranging,
Every one, to a new location for staging.

Now, where I'm tumid I have fleas
Where I am tumid I have fleas
I really itch so
Tumid gland has fleas
Nine-inch-plus tumid gland has fleas
I really itch so. . . .

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

 LittleLots
Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 



In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.
 

Voting Results

 
Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 2

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 0
 0
 
 2   0
 0
 0
 
 3   0
 0
 0
 
 4   0
 0
 0
 
 5   2
 2
 2
 

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

alvin - January 26, 2008 - Report this comment
made me feel squirmy
littleFleaCakes - January 27, 2008 - Report this comment
Time for a flea collar, Sir John!

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/80s/vapors1.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 705