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Song Parodies -> "Live for Lubricity"

Original Song Title:

"Living for the City"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Stevie Wonder

Parody Song Title:

"Live for Lubricity"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Had to switch the accent from the second to third syllable in “lubricity.”
I’m buoyed by porn—at hard time, mitts are busy.
I’ve pounded and I’ve mauled until I’m dizzy.
I peer at filmic love whose direction
ain’t very strong; movin’ northward, the projection,
livid, up for lust, lust a must. . .lubricity.

My fingers jerk, some days for fourteen hours.
And you can bet, when I’m there I will holler.
I’m rubbing so my chub, engorged, soon will be spending,
and you’d best believe, this work won’t soon be ending.
Living just for lust, must is lust. . .lubricity.

This sister’s crack, de-muffed, is sho nuff purty:
no skirt, no shorts—lord, if her legs could gird me!
I’d park my tool to the hilt of my curlies.
Yes, her look goes well beyond merely flirty.
Lips are puffed with lust; puffed my nuts. . .lubricity.

That brother’s part got more inches than many—
it’s plainly long, and it’s nickname ain’t “Kenny.”
A willie job involves a splayed crack needful—
the denouement—extraction; it ain’t seed-full.
Spritzin’ “must” from nuts, “must” in rut. . .lubricity.

Prepare my dong and beat it, hard, to mincemeat,
then spend my love, flocking the screen. . .looks like a blintz treat
whose filling’s shed and streaming out in profusion.
My thigh is soaked and in need of an ablution,
sticky with lust “must,” lust a must. . .lubricity.

Keyboard is smeared from my viewing of furrows—
not those on the forehead, but those into which a guy burrows.
I pace my toolwork better than my postings;
of parodies; maybe someone should be ghosting,
scribbling lusty stuff, stuff prompts guff’s*. . .[nom de] plume who’s witty.


*guffaws



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Meriadoc - September 03, 2012 - Report this comment
I despise the OS - would love to hear Stevie sing this version. Lots of great word-play here as ever JB!

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