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Song Parodies -> "Hillary"

Original Song Title:

"Timothy"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Buoys

Parody Song Title:

"Hillary"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Tracking polls said she’s a shoe-in,
but private server may have put a dent
inn her chances to win.

We’ve had enough of “dynasties”;
both Bushes and Clintons getting stale,
so spare us, please!

Hillary, Hillary,
why on earth won’t you blow.
Hillary, Hillary,
by that, is meant “Go!”

Hungry, you tell us, when you beat
retreat from the White House—you were broke.
In fact: with swag replete.

Wanking us off was your purview
At the trough you wallow like a pig,
like all the D.C. crew.

Hillary’s pilloried
by more than just a few
Hillary, families:
bad for a re-do

Why don’t you back out? Just count your yen
and all denominations of money. . .
and quell presidential yen.
Our stomach is full as it can be
of the second and third times around.
Nix Jeb, nix Hillary.

Hillary, Hillary,
why on earth won’t you blow.
Hillary or Bush III—
awful thought, each. No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hillary, J-E-B
illin' me!

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Rob Arndt - October 21, 2015 - Report this comment
Great to see you back with 5 parodies JAB! 555 on all! As for Hillary, I hope her scandal and reputation as a "Liar" as polled will cost her in the end. Geezer Sanders is OK, except for being a "Democratic socialist" :-)
Patrick - October 21, 2015 - Report this comment
They are all Democratic Socialists, Sanders is the only one honest enough to admit it. I don't know whether Trump would be a good president, but he would at least be an interesting one.
Jonathan - October 21, 2015 - Report this comment
not sure which song is creepier the OS is about cannibalism but THIS is about Hillary Clinton! "shudders" 5's
Rob Arndt - October 25, 2015 - Report this comment
Thanks JAB for the inspiration for a new "Hillary" parody for Monday using a very well-known OS!

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