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Song Parodies -> "Dam, Dam, Dam"

Original Song Title:

"Dance, Dance, Dance"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Beach Boys

Parody Song Title:

"Dam, Dam, Dam"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

After six hours of chew, I’ve got enough to make
A big domain. . .makes me smile and turns to the brook to a lake.

I gotta dam (dam, dam, dam on this sweet water spot) nice, this tree plot
Dam, dam, dam right here on this spot)
Sweet trees on this lot
(Dam, dam, dam, such sweet trees—and a lot!)
Dam, damn! Dam, damn! Dam, damn. Yeah!

When I bring pines down, I start to flay off the sticks,
Then I pick ’em up, glide to where I do my damn tricks.

I gotta dam (dam, dam, dam on this sweet water spot) nice, this tree plot
Dam, dam, dam right here on this spot)
Some teeth that I got!
(Dam, dam, dam, such sweet trees—and a lot!)
Dam, damn! Dam, damn! Dam, damn. Yeah!

At a weakened dam, I have to show up fast
To keep a pool, stanch the flow; no sump water must pass.

I gotta dam (dam, dam, dam on this sweet water spot) nice, this tree plot
Dam, dam, dam right here on this spot)
A beech life is not
(Dam, dam, dam, much teethed trees are now shot)
Dam, damn! Dam, damn! Dam, damn. Yeah!

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Ken E. Loggins - January 27, 2010 - Report this comment
Time to log off now!
Matthias - January 27, 2010 - Report this comment
I wish you did more modern songs because I would have loved to see "Just Dam" to Lady GaGa's "Just Dance" and "Dam, Dam" to Fall Out Boy's "Dance, Dance"
Old Man Ribber - January 27, 2010 - Report this comment
Nature's lumberjack and he's OK...don't let him go extinction's way! ;D
John Barry - January 27, 2010 - Report this comment
Matthias: I'm hopelessly out of touch with contemporary pop, but I'll check these two out and see what I can do. Thanks.

OMR: Castor as Poleax
norCalTweet - January 27, 2010 - Report this comment
Captain Jack, are you referring to the Beaver family in Martinez, CA ? . . . NorCAL Beaver upDate: Mom/Dad survived the rainstorm, along with 2 teens . . .
Christie Marie M - January 27, 2010 - Report this comment
(Imitates Florida Evans from "Good Times"): Dam Dam Dam!!! Yep, you heard it from The Beav Boys!
Phil Nelson - January 27, 2010 - Report this comment
It's a classic!
Matthias - January 28, 2010 - Report this comment
John: Here's hoping! It would be cool to see those two songs parodied by you.

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