Song Parodies -> Corn Feed
| Original Song Title: | "Born Free" |
| Original Performer: | Andy Williams |
| Parody Song Title: | "Corn Feed" |
| Parody Written by: | John A. Barry |
Corn feed. I eat like my pig, Joe,
Fast-feed like a crass schmoe.
Corn feed—can't stop once I start.
Give me lots—let me amaze you
As you watch this maize-chew.
Each bit adds avoirdupoir
Maize feed—appallingly I chew.
More feed! I'm a pork-out guy;
Etiquette don't apply.
Corn feed—through five ears I'm blitzin',
So much that I'm schvitzin'. . .
Engorged corn feed.
Maize feed—I call for more to chew:
More feed! I'm a gorging guy.
Etiquette?! . . .a pig's eye!
Corn feed—through five dozen I've blitzed
And through a case I've Schlitzed.
Bring more corn feeds!
Fast-feed like a crass schmoe.
Corn feed—can't stop once I start.
Give me lots—let me amaze you
As you watch this maize-chew.
Each bit adds avoirdupoir
Maize feed—appallingly I chew.
More feed! I'm a pork-out guy;
Etiquette don't apply.
Corn feed—through five ears I'm blitzin',
So much that I'm schvitzin'. . .
Engorged corn feed.
Maize feed—I call for more to chew:
More feed! I'm a gorging guy.
Etiquette?! . . .a pig's eye!
Corn feed—through five dozen I've blitzed
And through a case I've Schlitzed.
Bring more corn feeds!
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