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Song Parodies -> "Rod's Side[kick]"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Frankie Laine

Parody Song Title:

"Rod's Side[kick]"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

He's Roland, Roland, Roland,
A stream he's pieholin';
This dog is cajolin',
Rod's side'.
They planned it together,
Hell-sent and tethered,
Fibbin', two pals for whom truth's died.
They thought we'd be missin'
The fact that they'd been' kissin'--
Rod's namesake went up Roland's backside.

It's a con; these two louts
Planned it all in advance.
Now he can't keep lies straight,
Rod's side'.

"I did not. Yes I did.
Uh, hold on. Wait, there's more.
I forgot. Now I know."
Rod's side'.

Schmoozin', schmoozin', schmoozin',
But truth he's abusin'--
At best--really, losin',
Rod's side'

We try to understand 'im,
This dope, when he's gabbin'.
This guy's a dipsh*t and he lied.
Yes, he's prevaricatin',
Verbally masturbatin',
Prating an Onandation tide.

Move 'im off, get 'im lost,
Get 'im lost, throw 'im out,
Get 'im gone, throw 'im out,
Rod's side'.

Guy for real? Make 'im squeal.
Laughter peals when he spiels.
Is he real, this schlemiel?
Cut a deal with an eel,
Rod's side'.

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Patrick - February 25, 2009 - Report this comment
Two good anti-Blagojevich songs in one day. Sadly, Congress will always give us something to write about.
Michael Pacholek - February 25, 2009 - Report this comment
I was thinking it was "A-Rod." Thank you for NOT going there.
TJC - February 25, 2009 - Report this comment
Cackle-worthy, cutting and a master class in rhyming...
Invisible Boy - February 25, 2009 - Report this comment
Moved very well...loved the "I did not. Yes I did. Uh, hold on. Wait, there's more." etc. Great job
MadameDeTokerville - February 25, 2009 - Report this comment
Captain Jack, I love this, Sir ! You have emerged from Winter's Den, the true Lord b.V.d . . . I miss you, Barry !
AFW - February 25, 2009 - Report this comment
Rippin' off the raw hide of politics here, fine spoofin'
John Barry - February 26, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, Patrick, MP, TJC, IB Madame (shucks!), AFW.
alvin - February 26, 2009 - Report this comment
nice bit o'needlin'

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