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Song Parodies -> "Simon’s Tight"

Original Song Title:

"The Christmas Song"

Original Performer:

Mel Torme

Parody Song Title:

"Simon’s Tight"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Simon’s tight; Homer’s tight—
brawling harm, squalling fight.
Roundhouse hurtin’; scuffling, riled.
Blows from fisticuffs that are not mild.
Beatings aren’t dealt in peace;
beatings cleave a chin piece.

Simon’s might; Homer’s might—
a jaw breaks, cannot bite.
Gory streams from a nose bent back far;
orbits blackened the color of tar.
Biting ears as if corn,
biting ears leaves one shorn.

Simon’s plight; Homer’s plight—
pummeled bods are a sight.
Razor-like seams in pried and poked face;
come the dawn, it’s a hospital place.
Beatings borne without mirth;
streaming gore, and no dearth.
Fees will soar above earth.

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Pacing: 3.7
How Funny: 3.7
Overall Rating: 3.7

Total Votes: 3

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 4   0
 5   2

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Ghost of Christmas Gore - December 23, 2013 - Report this comment
You scaled the heights to 1s.
Jonathan - December 23, 2013 - Report this comment
^ just so you know this parody is actually for "Silent Night" it just wound up accidentally posted for "The Christmas Song" there's even a version posted with the correct title so before giving it 1's try reading it to the tune of "SN" instead okay? 5's
Lady Au Jus - December 26, 2013 - Report this comment
Pirate Jack, this sounds like 'Richard de Coeur Lion' seeking another Crusade(r)

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