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Song Parodies -> "McClellan, Pygmy"

Original Song Title:

"Eleanor Rigby"

Original Performer:

Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"McClellan, Pygmy"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Ah, look at all of the press people.
Ah, look at stony-faced press people.

McClellan, pygmy, dishes out lies,
His boss smirks, and the vetting begins. . .
Living in spin.

Which way's the wind blow?
Tries to save face though his fibs
Marred by those he abhors.
"F*cking press corps!

All of those press people,
Where do they all come from?
All those blogging creeps'll
Uncover what we've done!"

Fatboy McClellan, writhing and turds
Start to form in his shorts and then smear.
He quakes in fear.
Look at him jerking, smarminess shocked
From his system, now he's really scared. . .
Not well prepared

For all those press people.
His web has come undone.
Can't stall those press people;
They've got him on the run.

McClellan, pygmy, cries from his perch
As they bury each of his lame claims. . .
End of the game.

Fartboy! Mards! Smell 'em!
Wiping, de facto, his ass with his pants;
This is grave!
But he can't lave.

He's bawling and weeping,
But otherwise he's mum.
The appalling seepage,
Still running from his bum.

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alvin rhodes - July 15, 2005 - Report this comment
beautifully written..and funny as hell...5s
Paul Robinson - July 15, 2005 - Report this comment
Yeah, McClellan is even MORE shamelessly smarmy than Ari Fleischer was...in fact, he's more shamelessly smarmy than almost ANYONE as far as I can tell...I wonder if he has any mirrors in his house? For THIS type of guy what you say is not even close to over the top...5's ~ ~ ~
Rick C - July 15, 2005 - Report this comment
I agree with Alvin and Paul. If I had a mind of my own, I might say something like, "Another gem by John A Barry!" 555
Paul Robinson - July 15, 2005 - Report this comment
Rick C - But that would Disqualify you from working in this Administration ~ ~ ~
Michael Pacholek - July 15, 2005 - Report this comment
For a moment, I thought this was going to be about George B. "Little Mac" McClellan, "the American Napoleon," who could have won and ended up almost losing the Civil War. Now, while Scott McClellan can't cause that much harm to our country, his boss sure can. As you have so pointedly pointed out. And Paul: It might not matter if he has any mirrors in his house, because, like all the Bushies, I'm not sure he casts a reflection.
Kat - July 15, 2005 - Report this comment
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AFW - July 15, 2005 - Report this comment
My vote is in..fives
Lurker - July 16, 2005 - Report this comment
Ah, we have yet another in the seemingly endless list of garbage that illustrates the mental illness of John A. Barry (a fixation on anything related to sexuality or elimination of human waste products). As if that were not bad enough, he joins this sickness to an ultra-liberal political point-of-view and a total loathing for matters religious -- both of which are totally improper positions for human beings to take. Mr. Barry truly needs to spend a great deal of time in prayer, education, and psychotherapy.
Johnny D - July 16, 2005 - Report this comment
You're relentless, JB, LOL !!!
Michael Pacholek - July 16, 2005 - Report this comment
John, the parody is fine. Don't listen to Lurker. He's just an incredibly repressed conservative panting over Phyllis Schlafly... who didn't look that good when she was young. His prayers have all been answered, and the answer is always, "No, now grow up, my son."

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