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Song Parodies -> "Fill-the-Craw Dine Man"

Original Song Title:

"Wichita Lineman"

Original Performer:

Glen Campbell

Parody Song Title:

"Fill-the-Craw Dine Man"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

I am a dine man gorged on bounty
and I thrive on great roasts,
searching for the buns and the buttered ochre toast.

Ah, here’s pizza from the fire;
there is beer as well as wine.
And the fill-the maw dine man
will swill while he’ll dine.

You know I feed on large gustation
such as blown-away game.
But once I smote a friendly cow
and felt so bad and shamed.

But I cleaned it for barbecue
and it tasted mighty fine.
Yet the fill-the-craw dine man
got bilious in time.

Was not cleaned out with a huge spew
and not feeling mighty fine.
I’m a stick-in-craw whine man
filled, ill from the dine.

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Jonathan - July 12, 2013 - Report this comment
not bad not bad at all! 5's

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