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Song Parodies -> "He'd Put Borscht Belt on You"
Original Song Title:
"I Put a Spell on You"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Screamin' Jay Hawkins
Parody Song Title:
"He'd Put Borscht Belt on You"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
He'd put Borscht Belt on you:
"So, take my wife. . .
. . .Please!" When Henny kvetched, Catskills crew
On floor lyin',
Laughter's tears cryin'.
You know, he was granddad
Of self puttin' down--
Done the best by Rodney,
The grand "I can't got no respect" clown.
They'd put Borscht Belt on you;
Both lived long lives.
Mocked wives.
Funny Jews,
Quite a few
Funny Jews
Like these two are gone now.
But they've got heirs,
Such as droll Woody
There's Mel--KAPOW!
And Billy. . . .
From the Borscht Belt it grew--
A direct line.
"So, take my wife. . .
. . .Please!" When Henny kvetched, Catskills crew
On floor lyin',
Laughter's tears cryin'.
You know, he was granddad
Of self puttin' down--
Done the best by Rodney,
The grand "I can't got no respect" clown.
They'd put Borscht Belt on you;
Both lived long lives.
Mocked wives.
Funny Jews,
Quite a few
Funny Jews
Like these two are gone now.
But they've got heirs,
Such as droll Woody
There's Mel--KAPOW!
And Billy. . . .
From the Borscht Belt it grew--
A direct line.
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belting out laughter
Five bowls of ckicken soup.
Was a big fan of Henny, and Rodney...great job, here
Thanks, Alvin, 2Eagle, AFW.
Nice concept and contemporary tie ins... Borscht? Can't beet it!
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