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Song Parodies -> "Drips Away"

Original Song Title:

"Drift Away"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Dobie Gray

Parody Song Title:

"Drips Away"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Drips Away

Day after day I'm more contused.
My hand is grasped too tight, causing scoring pain.
I'm going lame, gotta get my mitt loose.
I'm feelin' the strain, ain't it a shame.

PAINFUL REFRAIN:
Oh, givin' the beat, gotta free that hold,
Got a gripped handlock on this rock-hard pole that drips away.
Oh, givin' the beat, gotta free that hold,
Got a gripped handlock on this rock-hard pole that drips away.

Beginnin' to kink, but it's bastin' time.
I'm makin' an underhanded move.
Priest told me that it makes you blind.
Poundin' hands abuse; they're like horse's hooves.

REFRAIN

When my hand is free,
I see my melanin is ruby,
Though it's beat black and blue,
The gimped part needs something that's soothing.

Some oil that I apply liberally.
I love that aloe for relief in my schlong,
Ripped up and rimed and hardomy,
That helps it grow long, again gettin' strong.

REFRAIN

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Pacing: 4.2
How Funny: 3.9
Overall Rating: 3.9

Total Votes: 12

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AFW - December 13, 2004 - Report this comment
With that title...You Master-fully bait-ed me into thinking this was going to be about a plumbing problem...but then I guess, it is, in a way...555
Serafina - December 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Good job John.
John Barry - December 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, AFW, Serafina.
alvin rhodes - December 13, 2004 - Report this comment
basting time ! ...what a crack up....5s
Meriadoc - December 13, 2004 - Report this comment
I kinda suspected it wasn't going to be a plumbing problem.... ;-)
Peregrin - December 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Oh thanks John, I 'WAS' eating at the time...ha!
Michael Pacholek - December 14, 2004 - Report this comment
I've heard of "Get it on with your bad self," and I've heard of a "wanksta," but this is ridiculous. Onan the Barbarian. And Johnny D is kicking himself for not thinking of this one! Still, when it comes to pubic relations, Johnny is still the master of that particular domain.

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