Song Parodies -> Drips Away
| Original Song Title: | "Drift Away" |
| Original Performer: | Dobie Gray |
| Parody Song Title: | "Drips Away" |
| Parody Written by: | John A. Barry |
Drips Away
Day after day I'm more contused.
My hand is grasped too tight, causing scoring pain.
I'm going lame, gotta get my mitt loose.
I'm feelin' the strain, ain't it a shame.
PAINFUL REFRAIN:
Oh, givin' the beat, gotta free that hold,
Got a gripped handlock on this rock-hard pole that drips away.
Oh, givin' the beat, gotta free that hold,
Got a gripped handlock on this rock-hard pole that drips away.
Beginnin' to kink, but it's bastin' time.
I'm makin' an underhanded move.
Priest told me that it makes you blind.
Poundin' hands abuse; they're like horse's hooves.
REFRAIN
When my hand is free,
I see my melanin is ruby,
Though it's beat black and blue,
The gimped part needs something that's soothing.
Some oil that I apply liberally.
I love that aloe for relief in my schlong,
Ripped up and rimed and hardomy,
That helps it grow long, again gettin' strong.
REFRAIN
Day after day I'm more contused.
My hand is grasped too tight, causing scoring pain.
I'm going lame, gotta get my mitt loose.
I'm feelin' the strain, ain't it a shame.
PAINFUL REFRAIN:
Oh, givin' the beat, gotta free that hold,
Got a gripped handlock on this rock-hard pole that drips away.
Oh, givin' the beat, gotta free that hold,
Got a gripped handlock on this rock-hard pole that drips away.
Beginnin' to kink, but it's bastin' time.
I'm makin' an underhanded move.
Priest told me that it makes you blind.
Poundin' hands abuse; they're like horse's hooves.
REFRAIN
When my hand is free,
I see my melanin is ruby,
Though it's beat black and blue,
The gimped part needs something that's soothing.
Some oil that I apply liberally.
I love that aloe for relief in my schlong,
Ripped up and rimed and hardomy,
That helps it grow long, again gettin' strong.
REFRAIN
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With that title...You Master-fully bait-ed me into thinking this was going to be about a plumbing problem...but then I guess, it is, in a way...555
Good job John.
Thanks, AFW, Serafina.
basting time ! ...what a crack up....5s
I kinda suspected it wasn't going to be a plumbing problem.... ;-)
Oh thanks John, I 'WAS' eating at the time...ha!
I've heard of "Get it on with your bad self," and I've heard of a "wanksta," but this is ridiculous. Onan the Barbarian. And Johnny D is kicking himself for not thinking of this one! Still, when it comes to pubic relations, Johnny is still the master of that particular domain.
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