Sappy Crap

Sappy crap—this stuff is even worse than rap.
It makes you livid, listening to this pap.
The people who screech it—often off key.
Sounding like donkeys, they call it "R&B."

True R&B fans gasp,
"Oh, why, why, why?"
"Bring real R&B back,"
They cry, cry, cry, cry, cry.

They can't hold the crap back; the media's bought in
To debased terms such as "diva" and "R&B."

The seeds are sown and a crabgrass crop's been brought in:
Christina, Beyonce, Reuben, and Whitney.

True R&B fans gasp,
"Oh, why, why, why?"
"Bring real R&B back,"
They cry, cry, cry, cry, cry.

The seeds are sown and a crabgrass crop's been brought in:
Christina, Beyonce, Reuben, and Whitney.

(I heard ya!)