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Song Parodies -> "Moose-Bang Sarah"

Original Song Title:

"Mustang Sally"

Original Performer:

Wilson Pickett

Parody Song Title:

"Moose-Bang Sarah"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Moose-bang Sarah,
Guess she's gonna mow that moose gang down
("Dear Lord, make 'em dead now!")

Moose-bang Sarah. POW! Waste 'em!
("Oh, Lord, true my Mauser!")
Mow that moose gang down. Mow, oh yeah!

You been runnin' ungulates down. POW!
Now field-dress and then cut up that bagged beast
On the ground,
'cause it's dead now.

Slit 'em.
All you gotta do is knife 'em up, Sarah.
Knife, Sarah, knife.
All you gotta do is slice 'em up, Sarah.
Slice, Sarah, slice.
All you gotta do is dice 'em up, Sarah.
Dice, Sarah, dice.
All you gotta do is spice 'em up, Sarah.
Spice, Sarah, spice.

But I'm askin' this:
From a girl are you morphin'
Into an Alaskan beefy guy?
Look ahead! There's a deer!!

She got her a brand-new moose-bang,
Ain't no mere .45, naw!
POW! A thund'rous sound.
Is you guy or woman,
'neath Brobdingnagian hive?

Moose-bang Sarah
("Oh baby, oh Lord!")
Well, I see you and the moose get down
("Yeah, oh Lord, come here!")
This one's gunnin' you with its rounds
He's gonna make your back squeak. . .moanin' sounds.
Um, you're a chick, OK, yeah.
Gonna lay ya one more time. Yawl!

Now all he wants to do is ride atop Sarah,
Ride Sarah, ride.
All he wants to do is bite mop of Sarah,
Bite hair o'. . .bite. . . .

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 8

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alvin - September 23, 2008 - Report this comment
loved the way you turned the "bang" around
Andy Primus - September 23, 2008 - Report this comment
Thought this was your best one today - like the knife/slice/dice/spice section. Like Alvin does, you use a lot of my record collection as your choice of parodies.
John Barry - September 23, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks, Alvin, Andy (you must have a good collection).

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