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Song Parodies -> "I'm Only Seeping"

Original Song Title:

"I'm Only Sleeping"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"I'm Only Seeping"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

When the lake's up early in the morning—
Lifts my bed, I've been pouring.
Gives new meaning to the term "wet dream."
I've outlet a steady stream.

Seas awake me,
Feeling shaky.
Now it's mostly dammed—
I'm only seeping.

Everybody seems to think I'm lazy,
But my bladder's out of phase-pee,
Running at times when I'm fast asleep,
Then I wake in the deep.

Pees don't roil my day,
I'm toilet-trained
For diurnal—
Not when I'm sleeping.

Leaking at night, at log-sawing time, there's a big flow:
Eight or more pints.

Lying there with a hydraulic feeling.
Waiting for penile annealing.

Pees don't roil my day,
I'm toilet-trained
For urinals—
Not when I'm sleeping.

Leaking at night, a whirlpool's swirling 'round my shinbone,
Lakin' my spine.

When I wake up ur-ly in the morning—
Enuresis, I've been pouring.
I do more than piddle when I dream,
Wade in bed, float upstream.

Pees don't wake me
Till it's lakey—
Levees in my plan.
I'm only seeping.

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Pacing: 4.4
How Funny: 4.4
Overall Rating: 4.4

Total Votes: 7

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alvin rhodes - November 18, 2004 - Report this comment
can one have a wet dream about a dry hump ?......fives, here
Meriadoc - November 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Wonderful words, if not imagery... ;-)
Peregrin - November 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Interesting, John. And just to think, only a week agao, Merry would not have been able to vote on this song ha ha.
Kristof Robertson - November 19, 2004 - Report this comment
I love your wordplay creativity, John...555
MasonR - November 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Your imagination really flowed with this one. 555!

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