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Song Parodies -> "I Feel My Girth Move, 1"

Original Song Title:

"I Feel the Earth Move"

Original Performer:

Carole King

Parody Song Title:

"I Feel My Girth Move, 1"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

An ode to product placement
I feel my girth move above my feet,
'Round my thigh it's tumbling down, tumbling down.
I feel my gut start to rumbling,
Time for food to be found.

Oh, Baby Bombels stuffed in face.
Hello! Here comes a parfait.
Eyes darting as they scan it:
Everything in the buffet.

I feel gherkins chewed, sundered by teeth,
Apple pie I'm gobbling down.
In the food mart I'm a-trembling
When I see the ground round.

Darjeeling, that's a dear tea
And Tetley doesn't taste the same.
I gulp it down in oceans. . .
Prepare my palate for some game.
I've just got to have some gravy!

I feel the earth move under my feet,
I feel my shoes sinking down, sinking down.
People in Perth move when I have treats,
Twelve Sky Bars I'm wolfing down.

I've sunk into a hole,
Down way past my shoe soles.
I'll eat hot food, cold, warmed over,
Warmed over, warmed over. . . .

Need an earth mover to extract me
From quicksand-like crumbling ground,
Crumbling ground, crumbling ground. . . .

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Pacing: 3.8
How Funny: 3.8
Overall Rating: 3.8

Total Votes: 5

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 4   0
 5   3

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Adagio - March 08, 2005 - Report this comment
Hehe. 5's
Johnny D - March 08, 2005 - Report this comment
Arrrgh, I resemble those remarks a bit too much....still, 5's!
John Barry - March 08, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Adagio, JD.
alvin rhodes - March 08, 2005 - Report this comment
even better..5s
Stuart McArthur - March 09, 2005 - Report this comment
People in Perth!! wow! it'd take a massive force to move them! - 555

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