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Song Parodies -> "Torture"

Original Song Title:

"Torture"

Original Performer:

Kris Jensen

Parody Song Title:

"Torture"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

I’m not actually advocating this. A simple war-crimes trial in The Hague would suffice. OS can be found here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGj4CvUFip4
Torture, torture,
Cheney’s a torturing freak.
Turn the tables: tie him down,
Cover his face and
Pour the water
Over his breathing place. Banned?
He's pained with a bad heart!
Hey, c’est la vie.
So torture Cheney,
Torture Cheney.

The torture he’d be going through
Would be OK if used on you,
Would be his stance--that we now know.
But it’s said, you reap what you sow.
Torture, torture,
Hey now let’s torture Cheney,

Some say Cheney’s crazy without screws.
As water spouts, he might spout news
About how he routed the country.
Let’s torture Cheney,
Torture Cheney.





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Count Dickula - April 30, 2009 - Report this comment
"Renfield, gather my earth-boxes! We're going back to Transylvania."
alvin - April 30, 2009 - Report this comment
don't know the song but can appreciate the point
Mark Scotti - April 30, 2009 - Report this comment
Five quick breaths, before you go under again.....
rob - April 30, 2009 - Report this comment
i'd much rather have my head sawed off with a knife while my family and friends view it later on video. even though hearing the screaming made me sick, sawing heads off is much more humane. us dirty americans... i dont like bush or cheney, but waterboarding is fine.
Tommy Turtle - April 30, 2009 - Report this comment
I bet he wouldn't have the guts to do these things himself, only order others to do so. Good points, esp. in the intro. Now TALK, you unpatriotic, disloyal, terrsymp, or you'll be drowned in Fives!
Andy Primus - April 30, 2009 - Report this comment
Never even heard of Kris Jensen let alone the OS but totally agree with the parody.
John Barry - April 30, 2009 - Report this comment
Count: did you mean Texylvania? Thanks, Alvin, Mark, TT, Andy (yeah, this OS is pretty obscure).
Sucks to be you, sissy! - May 02, 2009 - Report this comment
Guess who's gone crawling back to using military tribunals? (Hey, technically it's not breaking a promise if you reverse a decision after you make it.) Ha ha! And you idiots thought leftists really believed all that crap they used to spout against W!
First thing we do... - May 04, 2009 - Report this comment
...let's hang all the Bush-bashing leftists for treason.
MsCupCakes - May 04, 2009 - Report this comment
oh, Toto, I don't think we're in the ~US~ anymore . . .

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