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Song Parodies -> "Marryin' Libertarians"

Original Song Title:

"Marian the Librarian (from The Music Man)"

Original Performer:

Robert Preston

Parody Song Title:

"Marryin' Libertarians"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

From "The Bu'shit Man," my unfinished parody of "The Music Man." This is an extended take on the original, combined with part of "Gary, Indiana."
Marryin' Libertarians

I see they're marryin'
Bill 'n' Bob; Mary 'n'
Marcie; it's scary in
Frisco; there's fairies in
This place Libertarian.
I hate this, hate this, hate this, hate this gay marryin'.
Pencil in—
I think I can win—
By simply amendin'
That thar Restitushin.
I hear that Congress reads, and they got a Library in
Town where I ain't been.
I think that Marian,
E.g., should be marryin'
A straight guy, then carryin'
To term; hope Kerry 'n'
His ilk won't be buryin'
Chance for a two-term win.
I hate this, hate this, hate this, hate this gay marryin'
And love you madly, badly Laura, librarian,
Though you're like ma's twin—
You're a harridan—
You're always harryin'
Me about my drinkin'.
I think that Mayor Gavin*
Has a nice wife, named Kim,
And she should stand by him
While he is marryin'
Not Gary-Bob; Gary 'n'
Diana. . .
. . .Gary 'n' Diana, Gary 'n' Diana, Gary 'n' Diana.
He should be in Diana, in Diana, in Diana, in Diana, in Diana.
But Gary's been Diana, not been in Diana, Gary's been Diana.


*Gavin Newsom, major of San Francisco.


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alvin rhodes - August 12, 2004 - Report this comment
funny one....nice job...5s
Agrimorfee - August 12, 2004 - Report this comment
Some funny ideas in here, but you didn't follow the song's verses, choruses or bridge format. 344
Agrimorfee - August 12, 2004 - Report this comment
BTW, the last stanza reminds me of a very old joke from the '80s, asking what was Prince Charles' favorite place to be. ;)

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