"Brain" gone 'cause Rove left; no Snow-job bullshittin'.
White coke and brown Jack Daniels I am hittin'.
Brown-shorts Alberto couldn't take the stings."
This is the tune the guy plaintively sings.

"My lapdog Tony had sense to skedaddle.
When I'm drunk, I think I'm Ron in the saddle.
Wild Turkey highs and coke lines thin as strings."
This is the tune the guy plaintively sings.

"Girl who runs State cannot carry the standard;
Snowflakes hot next to frigid flake from Stanford.
Silver and gold soar while the market sinks."
This is the tune the guy plaintively sings.

"Man, this job bites!
At it I stink;
I am really bad.
I sit and remember all of the lame things
I've done and feel really sad.

"Brain's gone from nose vents; the blow I've been hittin'.
Blackhearted Cheney is strangling a kitten.
Brown-nosers seek me out in White House wings."
This is the plaintive tune that he now sings.

"Lackeys and flacks who backed me have skedaddled.
Most people now realize that I'm addled.
Vile turkey, I, nose poked up Saudi kings
Sphincters, after which I kiss their bling rings.

"Girls, twins, are messed up; they're a lot like dad is--
Blow flakes staying on their noses, gives Babs fits."
Silver-haired harridan; such horrid things
Sprang from her womb; this one plaintively sings:

"Man, this job bites!
What made me think
I'm a good as dad?
Who didn't f*ck up every single thing.
I made Harding look not bad."