Song Parodies -> He Wasn't Well, That Dude
| Original Song Title: | "I Put a Spell on You" |
| Original Performer: | Screamin' Jay Hawkins |
| Parody Song Title: | "He Wasn't Well, That Dude" |
| Parody Written by: | John A. Barry |
He wasn't well, that dude. . .
Dudette sometimes.
The lecher watched the broad, then slew.
She was lyin',
In bathroom dyin'.
His mom couldn't stand him,
Was runnin' him down.
Taunted: "Who's your daddy?!"
Already damaged, he got unwound
And ran to squelch the beaut
Who looked so fine,
So fine.
He ran to
Where the loo
Sits, then threw
Back the new
Scrim for show-
er, and stood there,
Stabbed robotically.
Then took a pow-
der.
Bleeding
Was the poor belle he slew,
Dressed to the nines.
Dudette sometimes.
The lecher watched the broad, then slew.
She was lyin',
In bathroom dyin'.
His mom couldn't stand him,
Was runnin' him down.
Taunted: "Who's your daddy?!"
Already damaged, he got unwound
And ran to squelch the beaut
Who looked so fine,
So fine.
He ran to
Where the loo
Sits, then threw
Back the new
Scrim for show-
er, and stood there,
Stabbed robotically.
Then took a pow-
der.
Bleeding
Was the poor belle he slew,
Dressed to the nines.
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my fave of your "spells"....and that is saying something
Sir John, this reads like an ~unSnapped~ Snap-Train !?!?
You put a swell on tune .... :-)
Thanks, Alvin, LSC, Stan.
I thought you were over this "spell", John when you hit the P2K mark. Guess not. Still well done. Norman surely got the spotlight today. What better homage to pay to Sir Alvin than to give so much effort and so much attention to his brilliant idea. Well done sir.
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