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Song Parodies -> "F()ck Both Parties"

Original Song Title:

"It's My Party"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Lesley Gore

Parody Song Title:

"F()ck Both Parties"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

F()ck both parties,
They are liars and mobsters,
License-led monsters,
Fry 'em like lobsters.
You should cry, dude,
'cause you are getting screwed

I loathe Donkeycraps and Repulsivecons;
They are equally pond slime.
They say they'll give you a hand
Then rob you of ev'ry dime.

F()ck each party,
They're both liars and mobsters,
Blight-the-land monsters,
Fry 'em like lobsters.
You should cry, dude,
'cause you are getting screwed.

Check out the records of these scamming blights;
You'll find nearly all are vile.
They're robbing the treasury;
They stab your back while they smile.

F()ck both parties,
They are liars and mobsters,
Blights, scammin' monsters,
Find 'em in crosshairs.
You should cry, dude,
'cause you are getting screwed.

Once we had Ross P.; many votes he scored
But he's nuts. . .would-be king.
We need a girl or sir wise
To go battle each "our thing."*

A third party's what we need. . .
Fight the mobsters,
Indict the mobsters,
Excise the mobsters,.
As long's just two,
We'll be gettin' the screw.


*Cosa Nostra

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alvin - October 30, 2008 - Report this comment
especially liked "Donkeycraps and Repulsivecons"
Polly Tishin - October 30, 2008 - Report this comment
This is a superb bile-partisan parody! 555 electoral votes for this.
CALlips0Honey - October 30, 2008 - Report this comment
Hey there Captain Jack, Ace RumRunner ~USA~, you're not the only pirate out there, on the hiSeas of Fleas !

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