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Song Parodies -> "Hay Fare or Silage?"

Original Song Title:

"Hey There, Delilah"

Original Performer:

Plain White T's

Parody Song Title:

"Hay Fare or Silage?"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Hay fare or silage,
Would you like some new forked clippin's
Or a mouth-watering maize?

Either way you dine, there'll be drippin's:
Mooer poo
Dries there on my shined Florscheim shoe--
I'm wearin' two.

Hay fare or silage?
Either one makes tasty vittles
And makes three squares for a Holstein;
They're like to a kid his Skittles. . .
Go-for prize
You can have your choice; just feast your eyes,
No herbicide.

I'll be your server, that's me.
I see, your cud's chewed freely,
Also, I'm your maiztre d'.
The corn's sweet; the hay will please.
Give udders a squeeze.

Hay fare or silage?
A decision can be hard
But when you're feedin', girl,
I want you to think of me as the gar-
çon with the food.
I want to put you in the mood
For x-times chewed.

Hey there, a pile o'
Mangia maize or tasty hay?
Don't make much difference 'cause when you chew
In a ruminant way,
First down it falls
Into your gut then back up it crawls. . .
Four stomach walls.

(interventional interlude)

First, they try diplomacy,
Then there's the dispensary.
They'll give lots of shots to me;
Last ditch is lobotomy.

"A thousand milligrams to start;
Hope it don't strain this patient's heart,
But I just don't know what else that I can say--
This gent has startling psychosis.
He'll go out into the barn and bellow
To a cow 'bout the corn and hay.
Denial's what he's going through--
Thinks that he's a bovine stew-
ard. . .a delusional garçon of grain.
The man's insane.

"Stay-there asylum;
He should not be librium-free;
If he veers off, give him an ampule
That contains lot of lithium, quaalude.
Valium's just candy to this dude.
Crazed in asylum, swallows food--
Then up, rechewed."

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 4

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 5   4

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AFW - October 04, 2007 - Report this comment
Hay! I like farm parodies...and this is good fodder
alvin - October 04, 2007 - Report this comment
maiztre d'
Jack Wilson - October 04, 2007 - Report this comment
Hay there John Barry/This is such a great spoof/Id give three fives for this to you/I swear its true
Tommy Turtle - October 04, 2007 - Report this comment
My dates and I have eaten at your fine restaurant many times, garćon, and the service has always been excellent... With all that librium, valium, and quaalude, how did you manage to write?
John Barry - October 04, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, AFW, Alvin, Jack, TT.
TJC - October 04, 2007 - Report this comment
Excelllent! No one cuds it better... I'm voting 5's for completely bizzare, outta left field concept alone.... 5 more for vocabulary twistory.... and the last five for braving this 'sappy OS' with such pinache!

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