Song Parodies -> Quagmire
| Original Song Title: | "Fire" |
| Original Performer: | Pointer Sisters |
| Parody Song Title: | "Quagmire" |
| Parody Written by: | John A. Barry |
They strap themselves in cars that are then wired up to blow.
They drive up real close, and then let go.
He says there's been progress, but we know he's a liar.
It's come to this: a quagmire.
Ill-fated fight--we're in there alone.
The far right someday for this fiasco'll have to atone.
He says we're winning, but we know he's a liar.
It's come to this: a quagmire.
Iraq had a hold on Bush, right from the start.
Dipsh*t's brain's slight; the country is torn apart.
He keeps pumpin' in money; he's a fool.
Well, the cities they burn, as do big oil pools.
Well, home we go? Oh, not just yet! Samarra's on fire.
The coalition splits; they say their time has expired.
His words say it's fine, but his words lie.
He's got us in a quagmire.
'Raqmire,
This is a quagmire.
Burning up with fire.
Bush et al screwing us--liars.
Increasing ire.
Both a quagmire and a pyre.
Take us home?
They drive up real close, and then let go.
He says there's been progress, but we know he's a liar.
It's come to this: a quagmire.
Ill-fated fight--we're in there alone.
The far right someday for this fiasco'll have to atone.
He says we're winning, but we know he's a liar.
It's come to this: a quagmire.
Iraq had a hold on Bush, right from the start.
Dipsh*t's brain's slight; the country is torn apart.
He keeps pumpin' in money; he's a fool.
Well, the cities they burn, as do big oil pools.
Well, home we go? Oh, not just yet! Samarra's on fire.
The coalition splits; they say their time has expired.
His words say it's fine, but his words lie.
He's got us in a quagmire.
'Raqmire,
This is a quagmire.
Burning up with fire.
Bush et al screwing us--liars.
Increasing ire.
Both a quagmire and a pyre.
Take us home?
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Uh-oh your average is slippin', Tong-man heh heh
Never apologize for telling the truth, John! You've told the truth here! Unlike George McGovern, I will not spend the next 32 years being classy about it; I'm gonna keep on saying, "I told you so!" So should you!
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