Song Parodies -> Guy's Dressed as Gyn'd; As Mother, Slew
| Original Song Title: | "I'll Never Find Another You" |
| Original Performer: | Seekers |
| Parody Song Title: | "Guy's Dressed as Gyn'd; As Mother, Slew" |
| Parody Written by: | John A. Barry |
There's a rude girl in there:
Who is no prom-miss lamb,
And there's one that he'll slay,
Carved up like a whole ham.
There is a woman inside him:
His mater. (What a shrew!)
Quite schizo guy's dressed as gyn'd; as mother, slew.
He had wanted someone
To haunch-hump post-foreplay
But's haunted by someone
Who taunts: "Hump, go more slay!"
So he dons mom's long dress, over
(She's gaunt) his shirt of blue.
Quite wacko guy's dressed to nines; as mother, slew.
It's a long, long dirk he
Inserts in her side.
He ain't walkin' as Norm;
Matricide his [gray] matter fried.
Once he starts to importune
A girl, soon he will stall
His advance, then run to borrow
A dress, a bit too small.
With a knife he scored his mom dear,
But she's been born anew.
Guy's nutso, piles dead girls, guy in d' muddy slough.
With a knife, he slits 'er. Then fear
He'll git 'er sister too.
Guy's psycho; all but a fly he, mother, slew.
As mother, slew,
In mum's muumuu.
Who is no prom-miss lamb,
And there's one that he'll slay,
Carved up like a whole ham.
There is a woman inside him:
His mater. (What a shrew!)
Quite schizo guy's dressed as gyn'd; as mother, slew.
He had wanted someone
To haunch-hump post-foreplay
But's haunted by someone
Who taunts: "Hump, go more slay!"
So he dons mom's long dress, over
(She's gaunt) his shirt of blue.
Quite wacko guy's dressed to nines; as mother, slew.
It's a long, long dirk he
Inserts in her side.
He ain't walkin' as Norm;
Matricide his [gray] matter fried.
Once he starts to importune
A girl, soon he will stall
His advance, then run to borrow
A dress, a bit too small.
With a knife he scored his mom dear,
But she's been born anew.
Guy's nutso, piles dead girls, guy in d' muddy slough.
With a knife, he slits 'er. Then fear
He'll git 'er sister too.
Guy's psycho; all but a fly he, mother, slew.
As mother, slew,
In mum's muumuu.
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Another "Psycho" parody. The gift that keeps on giving. A cut above. John, I think Norman's mother put a spell on YOU!
Barry, Barry good, as usual.
Looks like everyone's getting into the "Psycho" game...top job on yours
very poetic...dug it
You are certainly on a psycho kick today, that is for sure. . ."With a knife he scored his mom dear, But she's been born anew. Guy's nutso, piles dead girls, guy in d' muddy slough." looks like it was hard to pull off.
555 for the pile of ~wench Meat~ !
Thanks, Michael, Stan, AFW, Alvin, Dave, LCC.
Good grief! The Seekers will be turning in their graves (when they finally get there that is)
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