Song Parodies -> Guy's Dressed as Gyn'd; As Mother, Slew

Original Song Title:

"I'll Never Find Another You"

Original Performer:

Seekers

  
Parody Song Title:

"Guy's Dressed as Gyn'd; As Mother, Slew"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

There's a rude girl in there:
Who is no prom-miss lamb,
And there's one that he'll slay,
Carved up like a whole ham.
There is a woman inside him:
His mater. (What a shrew!)
Quite schizo guy's dressed as gyn'd; as mother, slew.

He had wanted someone
To haunch-hump post-foreplay
But's haunted by someone
Who taunts: "Hump, go more slay!"
So he dons mom's long dress, over
(She's gaunt) his shirt of blue.
Quite wacko guy's dressed to nines; as mother, slew.

It's a long, long dirk he
Inserts in her side.
He ain't walkin' as Norm;
Matricide his [gray] matter fried.

Once he starts to importune
A girl, soon he will stall
His advance, then run to borrow
A dress, a bit too small.
With a knife he scored his mom dear,
But she's been born anew.
Guy's nutso, piles dead girls, guy in d' muddy slough.

With a knife, he slits 'er. Then fear
He'll git 'er sister too.
Guy's psycho; all but a fly he, mother, slew.

As mother, slew,
In mum's muumuu.
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Michael Pacholek - February 21, 2008 - Report this comment
Another "Psycho" parody. The gift that keeps on giving. A cut above. John, I think Norman's mother put a spell on YOU!
Stan Hall - February 21, 2008 - Report this comment
Barry, Barry good, as usual.
AFW - February 21, 2008 - Report this comment
Looks like everyone's getting into the "Psycho" game...top job on yours
alvin - February 21, 2008 - Report this comment
very poetic...dug it
Below Average Dave - February 21, 2008 - Report this comment
You are certainly on a psycho kick today, that is for sure. . ."With a knife he scored his mom dear, But she's been born anew. Guy's nutso, piles dead girls, guy in d' muddy slough." looks like it was hard to pull off.
littleCupCakes - February 21, 2008 - Report this comment
555 for the pile of ~wench Meat~ !
John Barry - February 21, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks, Michael, Stan, AFW, Alvin, Dave, LCC.
Peregrin - March 03, 2008 - Report this comment
Good grief! The Seekers will be turning in their graves (when they finally get there that is)

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