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Song Parodies -> "Cougar, Cougar (sugg. by Johnny D)"

Original Song Title:

"Sugar, Sugar"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Cougar, Cougar (sugg. by Johnny D)"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

This is 1 of 10 responses to a challenge by Johnny D (abetted by Guy and Steve K.) to do 10 parodies of "Sugar, Sugar." I followed most of their suggestions and came up with a few of my own. I've already been to the Archies well 6 times, so no more after today. If anyone wants to take it from here, here are some suggestions: "Luthor, Luthor" (Superman's nemesis); "Wookie, Wookie" (Star Wars); "Dubya, Dubya/Kerry Kerry"; "Shoo, Guard, Shoo Guard" (NBA); "Schmuckers, Schmuckers" (jam); "Suckers, Suckers" (those who voted for Bush); well, I could go on, but I won't. Archies la vista!
Cougar, Cougar

Oh, runny, runny.
You are on his land, Earle.
And you got him hunting you.
Oh, cougar, cougar.
You are on his land, Earle.
No good are your running shoes.

He just can't believe the clumsiness of running you.
(The clumsiness of you)
He is smacking his gums when he sees this human food.
(He'll take some back for the brood)


First he bit you, Earle,
And got a taste of your sweet knee.
(He got a taste of your sweet knee)

Aperitif, not wine,
Pours forth from your artery.
(Pours forth from your artery)

Roar a little, then eat, cougar, yummy! (cougar)
Poor little Earle is quite tasty. (yummy, yummy)
He makes for damn good meat! (roar, roar, roar)

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Voting Results

Pacing: 3.5
How Funny: 4.0
Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 4

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alvin rhodes - August 06, 2004 - Report this comment
used to drive a cougar..never ate one...but this was tasty
John Barry - August 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, Alvin.
Johnny D - August 06, 2004 - Report this comment
(Comment, Comment #8) Well done, JB!
Johnny D - August 06, 2004 - Report this comment
The last 3 lines got me laughing out loud, especially "He makes for damn good meat! (roar, roar, roar)" !! LOL, for real, oh man!
Big G - August 06, 2004 - Report this comment
JB this is what me and you should be spending our time on, lets both quit the potical talk now huh? Okay I loved this parody I've never heard all of Sugar Sugar so I couldn't give an honest pacign rating. But I like the theme (and it's pretty biologicly accurate.) and trust me, if I'm scarred of anyting it's a five hundread pound cat with sharp teeth and an attitude problem. I'm also scared of clowns.

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