-> "The Hitch Attack"
Original Song Title:
"The Bitch Is Back"
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Parody Song Title:
"The Hitch Attack"
The Lyrics
Hope you’ll justify giving some fives
For the spate of flicks to arrive.
Time I’s wasting on the oeuvre of that
Director who enjoyed hors d’oeuvre.
It’s true: Hitch was fat.
So I spent my days in the write
On thematic take-offs for amiright.
And I stitched up a mess of unfocused tunes,
Which I’ll ply for a stretch—at least I don’t croon!
It’s a Hitch, it’s a Hitch, it’s a Hitch attack;
I chose most o’ those in which show folks yak.
His a rich, it’s a rich oeuvre; I suggest you view
Every movie he made. . .maybe skip a few.
He entertained; was some prigs’ bane—
“Psycho”’s bowl drove them insane.[1]
Career’s over, that’s a sad fact,
But his films live on, so grab ’em,
Watch some Hitch and snack.
If my Hitch, if my Hitch, shtik-of-Hitch attack
Don’t go over well with folks—it won’t last.
Please don’t Hitch-knock; my Hitch schlock is over soon.
Though there’s many a tune. . .
Won’t sing; I don’t croon.
[1]The first time a toilet had been shown flushing in an American feature film.
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