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Song Parodies -> "Senate Crammed with Dreck"

Original Song Title:

"Bennie and the Jets"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Elton John

Parody Song Title:

"Senate Crammed with Dreck"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Hey, Yiddish is such a treasure
Trove of etymology,
Given many words by measure:
Kibitz, ferklempt, and the like.
Here's one I found
That cheers me up when I am brooding. . .
Got a caustic sound.

Crappy and colonic, snagged by a spell-check
It is what comes out
Butt, butt, butt, and the word is "dreck."

Oh, but this word is so wonderful
When used for a place we've seen:
It's full of lechers, coots, and empty suits:
I'm gonna tell ya, 'cause I'm mad; I mean
Yeah, the Sen-Sen-Sen-Senate crammed with dreck.

These dipsh!ts have made me faithless
Because they're mindless,
Essentially they're faceless,
Yet they survive, even though they've done us wrong.
They fight for their bagmen, and they take the treats.
They're slimy shite with a pong.

Capitol colonic would remove this feck-
less shmuck/shmutz. . .clean out,
Sen-Sen-Sen-Senate crammed with dreck.
Oh butt they're turds and they're bummer-full.
The Senate need be cleaned
Of the excrement poot from blow-air toot.
Sen-senna-enema. . .get fudge PAC* reamed,
Sen-Sen-Sen-Senate crammed with dreck.

Senate, Senate crammed with dreck. . . .


*political action committee

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Overall Rating: 5.0

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Paul Robinson - October 23, 2008 - Report this comment
Hah! But tell us how you REALLY feel, JB...lol ~ ~ ~ Here, take a few of these "5's". They are almost worth as much as our actual currency these days.
alvin - October 23, 2008 - Report this comment
nice bit o' bashin'...lol
TJC - October 23, 2008 - Report this comment
Awfully well done, but depressing as, well Gehenem (Yid for: hell)! Unfortunately, I think you're right on... these are the last semi-great days of the Roman, er, American empire...
Stan Hall - October 23, 2008 - Report this comment
No holds barry-ed here. Well done and mostly dead onj.
SwingVotress - October 23, 2008 - Report this comment
Captain Jack, I agree that the Senate could use some political 'traction' . . . .
John Barry - October 24, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks, everyone.

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