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Song Parodies -> "Feedings"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Morris Albert

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Feeding—noshing Mort, they’re feeding;
Vile is this gore fest; they’re eating—he’s lunch.
Smeared drops rolling down as they taste;
Vile is this gore fest; they feast on his blood.

Feeding. . .he once had life; it’s fleeting.
He’d wish he’d never met these churls;
The point’s moot ’cause he’s dead.

Feeding, gro-o-oss feeding,
Gro-o-oss, eating his legs and his arms.

Feeding, feeding—guy’s nothing but hors d’oeuvre;
They’re eating, even the chambers and the valves of his heart.

Feeding—they took his life by eating.
He’d wish he’d never met these churls;
His joints chewed; noshed, his head!

Feeding, feeding—guy’s nothing but gore d’oeuvre;
They’re eating—it’s a shame ’cause he was once so full of life.

Feeding, gro-o-oss feeding,
Gro-o-oss, eating, and now I’m alarmed!

Feeding, and now it’s me they’re eating. . . .

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Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 8

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alvin - October 09, 2009 - Report this comment
lol...feels like halloween now
Old Man Ribber - October 09, 2009 - Report this comment
Night Of The Living Dread! (Whatever you do, don't say "Bite Me!") ;D
AFW - October 09, 2009 - Report this comment
Quite descriptively Halloweenish...your words breathe life into a dead theme
Timmy1000 - October 09, 2009 - Report this comment
Almost as gross as the OS.
Christie Marie M - October 09, 2009 - Report this comment
Perfect Halloween satire, JAB! You sure brought the blood and gore details to cannibalism! I echo all comments above! 5's!
Leo Keough - October 09, 2009 - Report this comment
Love the Halloween stuff!!!...555!!!
Fiddlegirl - October 09, 2009 - Report this comment
Mmm! Very tasty with fava beans and a nice chianti.... ;)
John Barry - October 09, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, alvin, OMR, AFW, Timmy, Christie, Leo, FG.

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