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Song Parodies -> "I’m Plump—My Belly Grew"

Original Song Title:

"I Put a Spell on You"

Original Performer:

Screamin' Jay Hawkins

Parody Song Title:

"I’m Plump—My Belly Grew"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

I’m plump—my belly grew
beyond belt line.
I couldn’t stop intake of stew.
No more eyein’
my dick, though tryin’.

My gut kept expanding—
I was wolfing down
huge meals with abandon.
This action causes my doc to frown.
“Stop it, I’m tellin’ you”
is his new line.
“T’ain’t fine!

“Cut the stew,
cut the brew,
dessert to,
much less chew.
Don’t eat out.

“This warning’s fair:
Please listen to me.
You’re much too stout!”

I heeded,
and now I quell the food;
I no more dine.

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