Song Parodies -> Where My Cats Go Poo-Poo
| Original Song Title: | "Chatanooga Choo Choo" |
| Original Performer: | Glen Miller |
| Parody Song Title: | "Where My Cats Go Poo-Poo" |
| Parody Written by: | John A. Barry |
Gardening, I discovered where my cats go poo-poo:
Tracks in a line led to feline fecal find.
I had to ford a stream of whizz to reach that poo-poo:
About a square yard of cat crap buried there.
They left their pent-up anal rations in a quarter-foot bore;
I'm lucky they didn't leave sh*tballs on the floor.
Dinner through feliners; now I'm like a miner,
Digging for nuggets that won't be keepers—finders.
Soon I'll wet my whistle. . .throw down eight at the bar,
Now I'm on my tenth, you see, I favor sidecars.
Shoveled those logrolls in to a bin that's holdin'
Poo-poo from cats that are crap all-stars.
There's gonna be a "curtains" party—strangulation.
Satin and lace on their necks won't leave a trace.
They're gonna lie in the deep hole that I have just dug in the loam.
Those cats who did the poo-poo: the lord is callin' them home.
Tracks in a line led to feline fecal find.
I had to ford a stream of whizz to reach that poo-poo:
About a square yard of cat crap buried there.
They left their pent-up anal rations in a quarter-foot bore;
I'm lucky they didn't leave sh*tballs on the floor.
Dinner through feliners; now I'm like a miner,
Digging for nuggets that won't be keepers—finders.
Soon I'll wet my whistle. . .throw down eight at the bar,
Now I'm on my tenth, you see, I favor sidecars.
Shoveled those logrolls in to a bin that's holdin'
Poo-poo from cats that are crap all-stars.
There's gonna be a "curtains" party—strangulation.
Satin and lace on their necks won't leave a trace.
They're gonna lie in the deep hole that I have just dug in the loam.
Those cats who did the poo-poo: the lord is callin' them home.
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This is a fun song to parody. I've done it twice. Don't know why the voter above me oned you on funny and overall. I guess he/she doesn't like cats or something.
Annoying, ain't it when pusillanimous putzes give you a low score simply because they have an apparent gripe with content? Oh well. Thanks to you.
Just like in the movies, you can kill off hundreds of humans, but if you even hint at harming a cat or dog, you piss people off. In the dark comedy "The War of the Roses" there was a scene where Kathleen Turner supposedly cooks Michael Douglas' dog and feeds it to him. They had to include a shot of the dog hiding under a chair to let the audience know the puppy was "okay". That gives me an idea......
fun to sing along with...5s
This is hilarious, JB, 5's from me. Don't let the 1's here bug you.... they're probably from you-know-who, that four-letter-word who has an anti-feces-fetish and who seems to derive intense sexual gratification from voting-down parodies that mention any kind of metabolic by-products.
Yes, JD--perspective. And time for more coprolalia.
Best one yet - 5's. I love cats, but I can't live with them and I can't live without them.
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