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Song Parodies -> "See Two"

Original Song Title:

"Sea Cruise"

Original Performer:

Frankie Ford

Parody Song Title:

"See Two"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Old man's twitchin'; each one is blue,
Oh, he is itchin' for a bitchin' view.
Hopes he for breasts, just wants one thing to do:
Hopin' to be takin' in a see-through.

Oglin', oglin babes, he's
Oglin', oglin babes, he's
Oglin', oglin babes, he's
Mopin' to be takin' in a see-through.

Feel like humpin' ladies? Not his cup of tea.
He's not a leg man; but eyes have yen for teats.

He's got to get a-gawkin', 'cause he ain't watched a rack,
He's got a booby woody, but it's gonna go slack,
He sees closed vests, he's got nothing to view.
Slopin' to be gapin' at a see-through.

Oglin', oglin babes, he's
Oglin', oglin babes, he's
Oglin', oglin babes, he's
Chokin' on the capon at a see-through.

He's got to get some viewin'; ladies that he's eyein'
Are haltered and they rig 'em; togs tight, no sight lines.
He sees no breasts, he's got nothing to view,
Bone will ache if he don't gape a see-through.

Oglin', oglin babes, he's
Oglin', oglin babes, he's
Oglin', oglin babes, his
Bone will brake if he don't gape a see-through.

Feel like humpin' ladies? Not a shtup for he.
He gawks, a letch man; bulged eyes have yen for heaps.

Oglin', oglin babes, he's
Oglin', oglin babes, he's
Oglin', oglin babes, his
Bone will slake* if he don't gape and see two.


*obsolete definition: to make loose, slacken; archaic definition: to become less active, intense, vigorous

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alvin rhodes - August 28, 2006 - Report this comment
fives for "two"
Poopie Long Stocking - August 28, 2006 - Report this comment
Great job, Johnny! But uhm...TOS is from the 50s so you should've used "misc". I still award you with a perfect 5,5,5 vote.
John Barry - August 28, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Alvin, Poopie--if 50s, my mistake.
AFW - August 28, 2006 - Report this comment
Top job, here...
TJC - August 28, 2006 - Report this comment
Great fun and now I know Victoria's Sea-cret! I noticed listening to the OS that there's a bit of Screaming Jay in Frankie's phrasing....He put a spell on two...
Dee Range - August 29, 2006 - Report this comment
LOL funny. Great stuff, JB

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