Old man's twitchin'; each one is blue,
Oh, he is itchin' for a bitchin' view.
Hopes he for breasts, just wants one thing to do:
Hopin' to be takin' in a see-through.

Oglin', oglin babes, he's
Oglin', oglin babes, he's
Oglin', oglin babes, he's
Mopin' to be takin' in a see-through.

Feel like humpin' ladies? Not his cup of tea.
He's not a leg man; but eyes have yen for teats.

He's got to get a-gawkin', 'cause he ain't watched a rack,
He's got a booby woody, but it's gonna go slack,
He sees closed vests, he's got nothing to view.
Slopin' to be gapin' at a see-through.

Oglin', oglin babes, he's
Oglin', oglin babes, he's
Oglin', oglin babes, he's
Chokin' on the capon at a see-through.

He's got to get some viewin'; ladies that he's eyein'
Are haltered and they rig 'em; togs tight, no sight lines.
He sees no breasts, he's got nothing to view,
Bone will ache if he don't gape a see-through.

Oglin', oglin babes, he's
Oglin', oglin babes, he's
Oglin', oglin babes, his
Bone will brake if he don't gape a see-through.

Feel like humpin' ladies? Not a shtup for he.
He gawks, a letch man; bulged eyes have yen for heaps.

Oglin', oglin babes, he's
Oglin', oglin babes, he's
Oglin', oglin babes, his
Bone will slake* if he don't gape and see two.


*obsolete definition: to make loose, slacken; archaic definition: to become less active, intense, vigorous