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Song Parodies -> "Clothes Change"

Original Song Title:

"Cocaine"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Eric Clapton

Parody Song Title:

"Clothes Change"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

I can tell by my snout
You've been too long without
Clothes change.
A smell like unwashed hound
Knocks me to the ground,
Clothes change.

Rhinal blight,
Rhinal blight,
Rhinal blight,
Nose pain.

You remove large shoes
My remoulade* I lose--
Close range
To my chunder "gun,"
Son, you sure shoulda run.
Clothes stained.

They're all white,
They're all white,
They're all white,
'onnaise.

Ralph runs down your duds
Plunge those duds in soap suds
Clothes bathe.
To avoid folks' wrath,
Go soak in a bath
For days. . .

. . .And for nights,
Then smell right,
Please don't fight
Clothes change.

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Michael Pacholek - November 30, 2006 - Report this comment
This parody doesn't stink. You made a clean getaway.
alvin rhodes - November 30, 2006 - Report this comment
airing your dirty laundry again, i see

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