Hearings, nothing, boring hearings,
The right revealing its feelings of love.
Mere props, just occupying space.
It looks as if Graham with Sam is in love.

Hearings, a waste of time to hear them
Yet wet were the eyes of Sam's girl
'Cause Lindsey loves her man.
Hearings, zzzzzzz, hearings.
Zzzzzzzzz, the automaton lacks charm.

Hearings, hearings, this travesty costs you.
These hearing--bad actors paid to play their respective parts.

Hearings, a waste of dimes to hold them
Bard said, a stage is all the world--
Players strutting, fretting
(Signifying nothing)

Hearings, hearings, this travesty costs you
These hearing--Pat Leahy's ramblings drain the brain's waking parts.

Hearings, zzzzzzz, hearings twits.
Zzzzzzzzz, to wake, need a smoke alarm.