-> "Sin with Gretel"
Original Song Title:
"In the Ghetto" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Sin with Gretel"
Lass with bro’ lies.
On a cold and gray north Deutschland morning
Hansel is humping; in sis he’s horning—
sin with Gretel.
Heard are moaning, cries.
Mom and pop are worried what to feed
their kids, upstairs Hansel goes to seed,
Didn’t care or understand:
should be shunned, and even stay away from foreplay.
Those who study now agree,
this ain’t good genetic’lly.
By such strictures lad ain’t led. . .
Swelled, the “worm” squirms.
And a horny friggin’ boy in the humpin’ throes
ain’t too discreet as he deeper goes
He is hung and yearns.
All depart from home, a family flight. . .
in the forest folks leave
them to face a big plight:
witch with kettle.
She captures kids for fress-gustation—
they cannot break away.
To get him plump, feeds him tartes,
but she’s stumped by his fake-out arts.
So she’s gonna fry
up his sis; witch thinks he’s a skinny young man.
Instead Gretel eats the witch between her gams:
Next the young man lies
with his sis and the witch, all cavorting.
Into, his instrument he’s porting,
witch and Gretel.
À trois, ménage-wise.
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