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Song Parodies -> "Junk Bull Mayan"

Original Song Title:

"Jambalaya"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Hank Williams

Parody Song Title:

"Junk Bull Mayan"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Goodbye, Joe, we gonna go, me-oh-May-o.
We gavotte? No! ’pocalypso—gonna die-o!
When we gone, 21, no mo’ pie-o.
Revelation pre-C’lumbian, say “goodbye-o.”

Junk bull Mayan has got some sighin’, feeble dumbo;
gonna bite the dust is we à la Nostradamo.
Forget car and guitar—no more play-o.
Revelation pre-C’lumbian on last day-o.

Need no mo’, give ’way dough ’cause I’m cozened—
Internet idiot, I been bludgeoned
by this pile, viral style, meme-o’-May-o.
Revelation pre-C’lumbian; bye, Ohio.

Jumbled Mayan has got some cryin’, bean be hollow.
Gonna bite the dust is we; no more nostrum swallow.
No sidecar at the bar, it’s last call-o.
Revelation pre-C’lumbian, eschatol-o.

Junk bull Mayan some been buyin’, fleecé, gulled—d’Oh!.
Gonna bite the dust; because all’s for naught—last day-o.
At the bar, no sidecar; last tab pay-o. . .
Revelation pre-C’lumbian no hold sway-o.
Revelation pre-C’lumbian? Hey, we stay-o!
Réveille-matin* beep 22nd, new day-o.



*alarm clock

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Patrick - December 19, 2012 - Report this comment
Très bien ecrit! J'attends le 22e pour écouter les prophètes qui etablisseront un nouveau jour pour le fin du monde tel que nous le connaissons. Vous etes le deuxième écrivain qui a employé le mot "eschatol". Souvenez vous le 21 mai de l'année passé? Le fin du monde est une série d'évenements, pas un jour particulier.
John Barry - December 19, 2012 - Report this comment
Merçi, Patrick. Fin du Monde, a great Belgian-style ale from Montréal.
Rob Arndt - December 19, 2012 - Report this comment
My, My, Myan... 555!
Lifeliver - December 19, 2012 - Report this comment
Ingenious as ever. What's next? 'Your Beatin' Heart (Expel From You)'?
AFW - December 19, 2012 - Report this comment
Right in the bank, with Hank..
Old Man Ribber - December 26, 2012 - Report this comment
I believe the proper response for this parody is....AAAYYYYYIIIIEEEE!!! ;D

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