-> "Bought a New Drumset"
Original Song Title:
"Waterloo Sunset"
Parody Song Title:
"Bought a New Drumset"
The Lyrics
Make houses quiver when I am rolling,
Playing quite late at night.
Make myself dizzy when I get cymbally--
That sound so high and bright.
So I ain't got no friends
With my neighbors 'cause I bought a new drum set;
They call me "parasite."
They wish I'd put layers of cork on my windows;
They'd like to kill me in the evening time.
"Bought a new drum set! Die!!"
Terry might sue me for the vibrations
That shake her mate at night.
She thinks I am crazy, thinks my mind wanders
Because I can't keep time.
And she cannot get laid--
Her wife gets a headache from my new drumset;
They are a pair o' dykes.
They wish I'd soundproof my walls, roof, doors, and windows
They'd like to kill me in the evening time.
"Bought a new drum set! Die!!"
They say my playing warrants swarms of flies,
Like loo matter on the ground.
Then Terry does sue me; gets herself a shyster
Who hires a PI* hound,
Who then becomes my friend
'Cause I let him play on my hot new drum set--
He is in paradise.
Now we're two drum-set guys.
*private investigator
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