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Song Parodies -> "I Steal Swine"

Original Song Title:

"I Feel Fine"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"I Steal Swine"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Tasty good, this feed, when poached;
I dine on finest pig that’s poached;
Me, theft-coached.
Fines have not occurred when I steal swine.

Taking ’way the swine, I’ve broached
Perimeters, and I’ve encroached,
Me, theft-coached.
Fines? Hey, I’m inured, and I steal swine.

Swine so fat. . .cute queues in little curls. . .
Eat so fast, I swell up and then hurl.

I have tasty dining flings—no roach
Will on my china things encroach,
Or dead roach!
Eat this luscious meat that I steal-dine.


Tasty good, this feed unroached;
I dine on finest pig twice poached,
Me, theft-coached.
Dine with no demur, ’cause I steal swine.

I poach fast, brash thieve-my-vittles churl,
Eat, grow fat; I swell up and then hurl.

I have tasty dining flings with coach
Who teaches finer thing of poach-
ing. . .fence broach.
He instructed me, and I steal swine;
He deducts his fee at dine[ro]-steal time.


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Pacing: 4.5
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 8

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Old Man Ribber - May 19, 2010 - Report this comment
I think I know this guy! His name is Tom. His father was a piper. When he steals a pig, you ought to see him run! ;D
LadyTuscany - May 19, 2010 - Report this comment
. . . You ~TuscanThang~ . . . I feasted on great porkChops while in Tuscany,iTalia, CaptainJackBarrow .
Mark Scotti - May 19, 2010 - Report this comment
This little piggy "sizzles" all off the bone...LOL!!
John Barry - May 19, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks, OMR, LadyT, Mark.
Andy Primus - May 19, 2010 - Report this comment
A fine write - especially liked twice poached. Easy to steal piglets, but I hope he gets a little help from his friends with the adult ones.
Fiddlegirl - May 19, 2010 - Report this comment
LOL... you're such a ham ;) 555 squeals of laughter!
Lee - May 19, 2010 - Report this comment
Tasy parody. =) 5's.

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