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Song Parodies -> "We Are Worldcom"

Original Song Title:

"We Are the World"

Original Performer:

Lionel Richie

Parody Song Title:

"We Are Worldcom"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

We Are Worldcom

Every time you made a telephone call
MCI/Worldcom stiffed you, son.
Our people were lying
Behind your back they said, "Get a life."
But they stiffed one and all.

Accountants pretended day by day
That we were making billions and change.
We were all part of a hogging family.
And the truth—we had a bunch of pigs to feed.

We are Worldcom; we screwed your children
We are the ones who made a darker day—
You should be livid.
There's a choice that we made
We gave out craven lies
We screwed you every day—
Dumb FCC.

Spent more than we garnered
It just seemed that no one cared
We got stronger because the SEC's
Full of dumbasses.
We boned you; took your bread—
While at it, we gave you a job of hand.


Still not down and out—
We gotta hope they fall.
But even if they leave
The scene, it'll be only gall
That is maybe satisfied.
Only real satisfaction
Is if Bernie Ebbers is hung.

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MarthaDTox - June 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Excellent parody excellent subject and excellent choice of original song ....what can say but 5s all the way! (btw you may appreciate another WordlCom parody at

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