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Song Parodies -> "I’ll Be Stoned for Christmas"

Original Song Title:

"I'll Be Home for Christmas"

Original Performer:

Bing Croby

Parody Song Title:

"I’ll Be Stoned for Christmas"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

I’m dreaming tonight, kinda spaced out, but
Even more I think that I will do.
As I toke and smoke, lying on my back,
I puff anew.

I’ll be stoned for Christmas. . .
Mounded-pounds bounty.
Don’t want blow, or syringe—no!
A pleasant puffin’ spree.

Christmas eve will find me
Behind clouds that stream
From my nose like Christmas’
Saint Nick, but my pipe’s green.

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.3
How Funny: 4.1
Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 7

Voting Breakdown

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   1
 2   0
 3   0
 4   1
 5   5

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Old Man Ribber - December 20, 2010 - Report this comment
JAB - Talk about a warm holiday glow! It's a good thing there'll be LOTS of munchies laying around! Far out, dude! ;D
Geoff - December 20, 2010 - Report this comment
Bob Rivers already did this.
John Barry - December 20, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks, OMR.
Geoff: Actually, Jack Cherrix did one of the same title. . .content nothing at all like mine. Didn't find anything by Bob Rivers. No Bob Rivers listed in Authors.
Madame De TokeVille - December 20, 2010 - Report this comment
. . T O K E ~ O N , . . . SirSweaty ! !
Vote Review Board - December 20, 2010 - Report this comment
Would not have voted except to cancel out the idiot who dropped the 1s. Not one of your best, but a fun little ditty.
Geoff - December 21, 2010 - Report this comment
No, Bob Rivers the professional parodist wrote and recorded the song. He's not on here.

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