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Song Parodies -> "Can We Fill Depends?"

Original Song Title:

"Can We Stil Be Friends?"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Todd Rundgren

Parody Song Title:

"Can We Fill Depends?"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

We can’t keep it at bay no more,
But can we fill Depends?
Things into these garments will pour,
But can we fill Depends?

Think of them as an urn
For free-flowing feces and ur’ne.
Waist expands one by one,
Though we ain’t dropping a ton.

Dreck emits; these undies will quake,
But can we fill Depends?
Fartbreak, we think, but a mistake,
Butt-can we fill Depends?

It is way rank, the air
And no nose this aroma spares.
So waste grime freely spurts.
Is that Velcro well-tethered?

Can we fill up these vestments bum-rimed;
The air’s ripe, as spill will spawn and spawn and spawn.

They’re abloat from the stream;
These undies with a ream do teem,
Spent feces clinging on.

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Andria - August 18, 2009 - Report this comment
It depends on how severe the incontinence in question is and whether they have diarrhea or overactive bladder or are on diuretic drugs, whether one can fill their Depends. Great job here!
John Barry - August 18, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, Andria.

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