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Song Parodies -> "To Win Appellate, Dude"

Original Song Title:

"I Put a Spell on You"

Original Performer:

Screamin' Jay Hawkins

Parody Song Title:

"To Win Appellate, Dude"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

You're in appellate, dude!
It's a tough time.

You must top verdict in round 2.
Patience tryin',
The same case tryin'.

Round 1: bozos handed,
Their ruling down, clowns!
There was no grand jury
For grandstandin' and pullin' pants down.

To win appellate, dude,
It's a tough time,
Tough time.

It's round 2,
It's round 2,
It's round 2,
It's round 2, win it now
Or go from there,
Don't taunt the jury. . .
Call foreman "sow"
She'll hear you.

Judge will be tellin' you,
"You're doin' time!"

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 3

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alvin rhodes - August 01, 2006 - Report this comment
judicious !
Paul Robinson - August 01, 2006 - Report this comment
JB, we find you "Guilty", but you fortunately you appealed I'm giving you three terms of "5" to run consecutively ~ ~ ~
John Barry - August 01, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Alvin, Paul.
Stuart McArthur - August 01, 2006 - Report this comment
Jessica Alba's always appealing - I wonder how often she gets off - er, don't judge me on that comment.......(okay, done now)....555

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