Song Parodies -> To Win Appellate, Dude
| Original Song Title: | "I Put a Spell on You" |
| Original Performer: | Screamin' Jay Hawkins |
| Parody Song Title: | "To Win Appellate, Dude" |
| Parody Written by: | John A. Barry |
You're in appellate, dude!
It's a tough time.
You must top verdict in round 2.
Patience tryin',
The same case tryin'.
Round 1: bozos handed,
Their ruling down, clowns!
There was no grand jury
For grandstandin' and pullin' pants down.
To win appellate, dude,
It's a tough time,
Tough time.
It's round 2,
It's round 2,
It's round 2,
It's round 2, win it now
Or go from there,
Don't taunt the jury. . .
Call foreman "sow"
She'll hear you.
Judge will be tellin' you,
"You're doin' time!"
It's a tough time.
You must top verdict in round 2.
Patience tryin',
The same case tryin'.
Round 1: bozos handed,
Their ruling down, clowns!
There was no grand jury
For grandstandin' and pullin' pants down.
To win appellate, dude,
It's a tough time,
Tough time.
It's round 2,
It's round 2,
It's round 2,
It's round 2, win it now
Or go from there,
Don't taunt the jury. . .
Call foreman "sow"
She'll hear you.
Judge will be tellin' you,
"You're doin' time!"
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judicious !
JB, we find you "Guilty", but you fortunately you appealed here...so I'm giving you three terms of "5" to run consecutively ~ ~ ~
Thanks, Alvin, Paul.
Jessica Alba's always appealing - I wonder how often she gets off - er, don't judge me on that comment.......(okay, done now)....555
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