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Song Parodies -> "So You Think Jello's Food?"
Original Song Title:
"I Put a Spell on You"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Screamin' Jay Hawkins
Parody Song Title:
"So You Think Jello's Food?"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
So you think Jello's food
And tastes so fine?
It's made from the same stuff as glue.
You delight in
What ain't invitin'.
You know, I can't stand it.
Once runnin' around
Was some horse, so grandly. . .
They nabbed its hooves and rendered 'em down.
So you think Jello's food?
"No," I opine,
"Not fine."
That ain't food,
It's horse hooves,
I am moved
To excuse myself now
And leave you there,
Gelatinously,
Gorging that chow.
It's dreary.
So you think Jello's food?
Then please have mine.
[fade on sound of jiggling Jello]
And tastes so fine?
It's made from the same stuff as glue.
You delight in
What ain't invitin'.
You know, I can't stand it.
Once runnin' around
Was some horse, so grandly. . .
They nabbed its hooves and rendered 'em down.
So you think Jello's food?
"No," I opine,
"Not fine."
That ain't food,
It's horse hooves,
I am moved
To excuse myself now
And leave you there,
Gelatinously,
Gorging that chow.
It's dreary.
So you think Jello's food?
Then please have mine.
[fade on sound of jiggling Jello]
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always room for more screamin' jay parodies
This won left me quiverin'!
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