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Song Parodies -> "He Is a Man with Menarche"

Original Song Title:

"I Am the Monarch of the Sea"

Parody Song Title:

"He Is a Man with Menarche"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

menarche: onset of menstruation, accent on the second syllable--for scanning purposes, I've put the accent on the first; tante: aunt; cru: a vineyard producing high-quality wine
He is a man with menarche--
Anatomic anomaly.
One day, some maid mist drowns his pants;
He bleeds like his sisters with the curse 'n' anguished rants. [2x]

He could not believe his eyes:
His bosom'd swell and rise.
And then some snippy Frenchman called him a "tante!"
He riposted: "Monsieur, I must cuff you for that taunt!" [2x]

But now he needs to know
When generates down below,
And seek the solution to what made him nance
And seep like his sisters, and his cousines, and his aunts. [2x]
Once mister, he's now "cousine," oozing red runs like a cru stream that decants.


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alvin rhodes - July 19, 2005 - Report this comment
well, that is certainly an original concept...lol...5s
Major-General Johnny D - July 19, 2005 - Report this comment
Bloody astounding, JB!

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