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Song Parodies -> "Bad Bunion"

Original Song Title:

"Glass Onion"

Original Performer:

Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Bad Bunion"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Although I completed this several days ago, yesterday Paul Robinson posted "Limping on a Bad Bunion." Same title (proof again that great minds think alike), but our respective approaches are different.
My toe has got a very raw feel:
The pain refers way down to the heel.
So then off to the doc's place I go,
F*ck my HMO.
He bent down and took a toe lick.
I don't like the verdict he gives:
"Looks like it's a bad bunion."

I tell him, "Doc, you know I'm no he-man.
Please tell me I don't need surgery, man!"

"You've gotta get new shoes, or you'll crawl
'Cause this pair appalls."

Standing in them makes it real sore, yeah
I'm lame in one but not in both feet, yeah.

"That foot smells like an onion."

He gets a tool that looks like a drill,
Then gives me a shot for some pain-kill.
He wastes no time and then starts to ream,
Listening to screams.
Drilling a hole for a toe shunt.
Trying not to bust a joint, yeah.
Look, he got that bad bunion!

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Johnny D - November 13, 2004 - Report this comment
I think you'll get a lot of secret snickers of approval at the fourth line.
Rick D - November 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Ah, the agony of defeet.
John Barry - November 13, 2004 - Report this comment
I hope so, JD, thanks.
alvin rhodes - November 13, 2004 - Report this comment
feet come in pairs...why not bunions, nice job...5s
Paul Robinson - November 13, 2004 - Report this comment
JB, Well now the site has what I think are TWO very good "Glass Onion/Bad Bunion" parodies...one for each Foot...Nice job, very funny. 5's...

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