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Song Parodies -> "Nerf Titties"

Original Song Title:

"Surf City"

Original Performer:

Jan & Dean

Parody Song Title:

"Nerf Titties"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Nerf Titties

He sees tittties that aren't saggin' and they give him a woody.
(Nerf titties! Here he comes!)
He don't care about a cherry or about gettin' booty.
(Nerf titties! Here he comes!)
Don't care about the backseat or what's down below,
Long as he gets his hands on those foam pillows.

CHORUS
And he loves those nerf titties—always two, not one.
Latex foam, those nerf titties, like cinnamon buns.
Yeah, he loves those nerf titties—always two, not one.
Soft latex foam, those nerf titties, like cinnamon buns.

These latex proxies never droop; in humid weather they're billowin'.
(Nerf titties! Here he comes!)
You know, the more there is nerf in means the more his part is growin'.
(Nerf titties! Here he comes!)
Two swingin' "cinnamon buns" are gettin' him high,
And underneath the latex—two winkin' eyes.

CHORUS

And if his woody goes down, it means that he's feelin' nerfless.
(Nerf titties! Here he comes!)
He'll hitch a ride to the foam store and look for some surplus.
(Nerf titties! Here he comes!)
And when he's made some nerf titties, he'll say, "Where is my girl?"
If he can't find her, he'll settle for vinyl.

CHORUS

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Johnny D - July 14, 2004 - Report this comment
A parody about Sponge Bob!
Rod Worden - July 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Stacked with good lines, John!
John Barry - July 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, JD and Rod.
Ashkicksass - July 14, 2004 - Report this comment
I DKTOS well enough to vote, but I HAD to give you a shout out for your title. LOL!
alvin rhodes - July 14, 2004 - Report this comment
excellent....best one i've read today
John Barry - July 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Ash, Alvin--thanks both.
Leo Jay - July 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Very funny!
Stray Pooch - July 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Wait a hold it! Where is the "Two girls for every boy" line in the chorus??? May I suggest "Two boobs just like nerf toys . . ." Other than that GLARING ommission, this was disturbingly funny. Your cup runneth over. 455
The Great Karlando - July 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Ok so these "Nerf titties" of which you speak can be found in the toy department? Maybe by the screamer footballs? :)
Kristof Robertson - July 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Loved it! 555

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