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Song Parodies -> "Fan o’ Roids"

Original Song Title:

"Paranoid"

Original Performer:

Black Sabbath

Parody Song Title:

"Fan o’ Roids"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

At the gym I stab my limb
or stick the tine in my behind.
Potent stuff I don’t huff
or inject into my mainline.
I indulge, my muscles bulge;
there’s not an ounce of fat on me.
Puss has pits and pocks from zits.
I’m testy; testes atrophy.

I can’t move my neck without much pain.
Ow, ow!

Neck ain’t all that’s in the thrall
of juice; I’m in a biceps bind.
My patella’s a sweller;
it simply isn’t there to find.

Don’t snort coke yet from a stroke
it’s possible that I will die.
All my muscles feel like steel
because I’ve anabolic zeal.

I should purge me of this scourge;
immediately abate.
But I’ll not; I have just shot
into interstitial substrate.

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TJC - December 17, 2015 - Report this comment
Amazingly amped wordsmithery on display, John. This may be the first use of 'interstitial' in a parody---ever! 'Anabolic zeal' and 'patella's a sweller' also appeal.
Rob Arndt - December 17, 2015 - Report this comment
'Roids make you bulk like Incredible Hulk
Just about every muscle
But they also can cause you trouble
When your d-ck shrinks and your two balls!
555 times you shouldn't wear Speedos!!!
Timmy1000 - December 17, 2015 - Report this comment
Glad to see you were here to "pump us up" with this one.

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