-> "Makes Me Queasy"
Original Song Title:
"Take It Easy" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Makes Me Queasy"
Makes Me Queasy
Well I'm a-gummin' this old toad. . .psychedelic; I'm told
Its secretions will expand my mind.
But its skin is moldy, and its blood runs coldly.
I find that licking this slime
Makes me queasy, makes me queasy,
Although I must admit: I feel kind of spacey.
Lightheaded I think I am; I'd like to lie on that divan
It's getting very hard to stand; I'm feeling queasy.
Well now I'm curled up on a corner, odd visions in my cornea
Many strange sights do I see:
There's the toad at Lourdes, where its getting cured;
Turns into a prince and kisses me.
It says, "Baby, please don't flay me!
I want to save my skin; I know you crave me."
It was oozing, this green skin. So I guzzled Listerine and gin,
Because my tongue was blisterin' and feelin' greasy.
Well I was gummin' this old toad. . .psychedelic, I's told. . .
Think the amphibian blew my mind.
Now I lift the cover; o'er the pot I hover
While I look for thyme.
Over easy, over easyŚ
Side dish of eggs I make; then I start to graze it.
The temp stays fit, where I've raised it
I'm gonna throw that toad into the pot and braise it.
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