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Song Parodies -> "Makes Me Queasy"

Original Song Title:

"Take It Easy"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Eagles

Parody Song Title:

"Makes Me Queasy"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Makes Me Queasy

Well I'm a-gummin' this old toad. . .psychedelic; I'm told
Its secretions will expand my mind.

But its skin is moldy, and its blood runs coldly.
I find that licking this slime
Makes me queasy, makes me queasy,
Although I must admit: I feel kind of spacey.

Lightheaded I think I am; I'd like to lie on that divan
It's getting very hard to stand; I'm feeling queasy.

Well now I'm curled up on a corner, odd visions in my cornea
Many strange sights do I see:
There's the toad at Lourdes, where its getting cured;
Turns into a prince and kisses me.

It says, "Baby, please don't flay me!
I want to save my skin; I know you crave me."

It was oozing, this green skin. So I guzzled Listerine and gin,
Because my tongue was blisterin' and feelin' greasy.

Well I was gummin' this old toad. . .psychedelic, I's told. . .
Think the amphibian blew my mind.

Now I lift the cover; o'er the pot I hover
While I look for thyme.

Over easy, over easyŚ
Side dish of eggs I make; then I start to graze it.

The temp stays fit, where I've raised it
I'm gonna throw that toad into the pot and braise it.

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Johnny D - August 14, 2004 - Report this comment
"Think the amphibian blew my mind" ..... LOL!! 5's
John Barry - August 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, JD. "gummin'" in the first line really should have been "tonguin'."
Kristof Robertson - August 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Surreally brilliant...the toad at Lourdes image was great! 555
Guy - August 15, 2004 - Report this comment
I 'toad' you to leave those psychedelic toad stools alone. See what it does to your parody writing? Loved it. 5s.
alvin rhodes - August 15, 2004 - Report this comment
hmmmmmm...makes me wanna do a little toad lickin'...5s
Ashkicksass - August 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Of all the crazy things I did in my youth, licking a toad was never one of them. And you've sworn me off for good now, John. I think you've done a valuable community service today. Bravo to you.

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