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Song Parodies -> "Sippin' My Twelfth Bock o' the Day"

Original Song Title:

"Sittin' on the Dock of the Bay"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Otis Redding

Parody Song Title:

"Sippin' My Twelfth Bock o' the Day"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Sippin' My Twelfth Bock o' the Day

Sippin' in the morning sun.
I'll be sippin' when the evening's come.
Scotch ain't for me, nor gin.
I watch out for what I'm ingestin'.

I'm sippin' my twelfth bock of the day,
Sobriety slips away.
I'm sippin' my twelfth bock of the day,
I'm wasted.

The ebbing foam is gorgeous—
Head I'll soon be whiskin' away.
I prob'ly shouldn't drink more,
'Cause I gotta piss in a bad way.

Still, I keep sippin' my twelfth bock of the day,
Sobriety slips away.
I'm sippin' my twelfth bock of the day,
I'm wasted.

Look out, get out of my range!
Everything here is gonna get sprayed.
I got about ten quarts I must unloose.
Ten minutes later, I am drained and refreshed.

Sippin' beer; wantin' some more,
And this drunkenness starts to make me snore.
I tried those light beers; they bore—
Bock is six percent or more.

Now I'm just gonna sip my twelfth bock of the day,
Sobriety slips away.
Oooo-weee, sippin' my twelfth bock of the day,
I'm wasted.

[Wet whistle]
This any all my submissions are copyright 2004 by John A. Barry.

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Johnny D - May 31, 2004 - Report this comment
JAB, I'll drink to that! 555
Adagio - May 31, 2004 - Report this comment
I liked the 'spray' part. :D 5's
John Barry - May 31, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, guys. Bottoms up for the holidays.
Kristof Robertson - June 01, 2004 - Report this comment
John-well done again 555...I've been on holiday, so I've a lot of catching up to do!

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