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Song Parodies -> "Stay Stewed"

Original Song Title:

"Hey Jude"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Stay Stewed"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Stay stewed when times are sad.
Even bad grog makes you feel better.
Remember to wet yer throat when you're parched;
You'll be unstarched, unstayed from fetters.

Stay stewed on beer you made;
Add limeade to make it taste better,
Or thin it with some dry wonderful gin
And then begin Aztec two-step, sir.

Have any wine or fuel from grain, stay stewed, refrain
From desiccation and gettin' sober.
And don't forget the golden rule on a bar stool:
For urnination, unzip your robe, sir.

Stay stewed, pound some more down
Till you've drowned, sir, the thoughts that pester
The pressure caused by the fermenters' art
And you can fart to make it lesser.

So let it out, a whiff begins; hey, dude, impinge,
Abating the sumped bum to perforce wick.
But don't you know if you must poo, hey, dude: the loo--
The movement need be in the commode, sir.

Hey, dude, you made it, lad,
So your pants pong aerates, won't fester.
In men's room, you let turds in you depart,
Now you can fart and make no mess, sir.

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 8

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alvin rhodes - September 06, 2006 - Report this comment
PMS - September 06, 2006 - Report this comment
I hate the OS but can't wait to hear it again just so I can insert the words to this one esp the line about "...fart to make it lesser". LOL
Peregrin - September 06, 2006 - Report this comment
I'll drink to this one :)
Stephen Harrington - September 06, 2006 - Report this comment
Good, good. 555
TJC - September 06, 2006 - Report this comment
Agree with PMS about my fav line... so much dense, parsimoniously parsed wordplay here... it's fantastic!
John Barry - September 06, 2006 - Report this comment
Many thanks, Alvin, PMS, Peregrin, Stephen, TJC.
AFW - September 06, 2006 - Report this comment
Very good ad-vice...very good parody
Lucy Branston's Great-Granddaughter - September 06, 2006 - Report this comment
"Aztec two-step, sir" - what a brilliant phrase! You fitted it in perfectly. I'm surrounded by alcohol at work (wine shop of a supermarket) so I particularly like this at the moment.
2Eagle - September 06, 2006 - Report this comment
An improvement over the original song - the lyrics sucked.
Ann Hammond - September 08, 2006 - Report this comment
Good advise, but I don't drink. I get drunk on chocolate.

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