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Song Parodies -> "Stuck on—the Vittles—Route 2"

Original Song Title:

"Stuck in the Middle with You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Stealers Wheel

Parody Song Title:

"Stuck on—the Vittles—Route 2"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Well, I know what I’ll be eatin’ tonight,
but first I gotta pry it off that site.
It’s out there on asphalt I find my fare;
when I cook it up, I ain’t gonna share.
Cows ain’t gastronomy that’ll be delight
in my pan. . .
stuck on—the vittles—Route 2.

Yes, they’re stuck on—the vittles—Route 2,
and I ain’t gonna slather ’em with roux.
Get a possum I’ll bring back to my place—
I'll fry it up and then stuff it in my face.
Now I’m gettin’ hungry; roadkill is delight. . .
no oat bran!
Stuck on—the vittles—Route 2.

Raccoon started out, got done in
by some Yuppies in an upscale van.
For a short time it was crawlin’,
but it croaked—now a buffet.
Feed, feed.

No need to go to a shopping mall
to grab grub as long as vehicles don’t stall.
There is food aplenty to go and score—
I can’t think of what else cars are good for.
Cows ain’t gastronomy for my plate tonight. . .
not my pan.
Stuck on—the vittles—Route 2.

The mutt barked once, then got done in
by some punk band in a grungy van.
For a short time it was crawlin’,
but it croaked—now a buffet.
Feed, feed.

Well, I know what I’ll be eatin’ tonight. . .
take my shovel down to that roadkill site.
It’s out there on asphalt I find my fare,
pry it off and take it back to my lair.
Down and out, that kitty that’ll be delight
in my pan. . .
stuck on—the vittles—Route 2.
It ain’t duck à l’orange that I’ll chew.
I’ll pluck off vittles from 2.
Them that duck ain’t the vittles I’ll chew.
Ducking, some vittles—I rue.

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AFW - August 15, 2012 - Report this comment
Don't invite me over for lunch, John
Patrick - August 15, 2012 - Report this comment
I once got stuck at an intersection in the middle of Kansas City while a flock of geese wandered through. Next time I'll run one over for you.
Meriadoc - August 15, 2012 - Report this comment
I know somebody that actually did this with a rattlesnake...

Any polecat on the menu?
Peregrin - August 16, 2012 - Report this comment
Funny staff, JB! When you come to Aus, you'll have to knock down some 'Roo for verse 2 line 2!

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