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Song Parodies -> "On Bratwurst"

Original Song Title:

"On Broadway"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"On Bratwurst"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Got Dijon, so I'll take a bite of bratwurst (of bratwurst).
I'll disregard what looks like rodent hair (in bratwurst).
Although I'm chompin' on this treat,
It's nothing but mystery meat.
Better not to ponder what's in this fare (in bratwurst).

I like to grill it for myself, some bratwurst (some bratwurst).
I'm cooking it way up to 2-1-2 (Fahrenheit).
Sometimes it is flavored with thyme.
I eat a lot, so not thin, I'm
Going to dine on nine before I'm through (on bratwurst).

Ha! They say that I won't last too long on bratwurst (on bratwurst).
Old Greyhounds are ground up in it, they all say (in bratwurst).
I need bread and veggies like chard
And workouts, so muscles get hard.
I need more starch and much less lard and bratwurst (and bratwurst).

I will start baking, yeah (some bread, first).
I'll get a big, big pan (bread won't burst).
Turn on the oven light (burns bright fast).
When it's ready, when it's ready, it's so toasty, yes (for breakfast).
Then I sneak bratwurst (sneak bratwurst).
Ohhhhhhhh yeah! (Love bratwurst!)

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Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 7

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Agrimorfee - January 18, 2005 - Report this comment
Peter Gabriel sings: "And the meeeeat....fries Braaaat-wurst!"
AFW - January 18, 2005 - Report this comment
Tasty and well done, John..browned at 555 degrees
Ravyn Rant - January 18, 2005 - Report this comment
"I need more starch and much less lard and bratwurst" - love it. 5s for you.
Johnny D - January 18, 2005 - Report this comment
Sweet! And MEATY.
John Barry - January 18, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, all.
Kristof Robertson - January 19, 2005 - Report this comment
My fave of your foody parodies today! 555
MIke - May 03, 2005 - Report this comment
You guys actually thought it was funny???

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